wao... so long nv come update le wor... haha... also dunnoe recently busy wat sia.. haha. i m on my HOLIDAY le. WAHAHA!!! but 1 week is going to gone soon le. just now went to see 5566 video. the video that they went to 百万大歌星！sun xie zhi is damn clever de lei... he can sing so many song without lycris lei..wahhhhh.... then suddenly my mind came out all the memory that i have with them! all i want to say is "I MISS THEM V V V MUCH!!!" when can i get to sees them again??? haix... suan le. 世上没有不散的演习！！i believe they will come back v v v soon de. i want to listen to them sings again.haha.

i got 4 Jokes to share. if u guy dunnoe how to read chinese welll... all i can say you have miss somethings funny. huhu. hope these jokes can let you guys cheer up after your studies or works

Joke 1

蛇,蜘蛛,蚂蚁,蜈蚣在家打麻将,然后没烟了,蛇说,我没脚,我不去,蚂蚁去吧,蚂蚁说,我才四只脚,蜘蛛八只脚,蜘蛛去吧,蜘蛛说,我脚再多也多不过蜈蚣啊,蜈蚣无奈就去了,一个小时过去了,蜈蚣没回来,两个小时过去了,蜈蚣还是没回来,蛇出去看看是怎么回事,刚开门看到蜈蚣在门口,就很生气的问:"你怎么还在门口啊?"蜈蚣很生气的说:"让我去,也得等我把鞋穿好啊!"

Joke 2

一天深夜,一个年轻女子经过一个精神病医院时,突然后面传来"哇"的一声,女子扭头一看,一个一丝不挂的男子正向她追来.女子吓的拔腿就跑,男子一直紧追不舍,不好,前面是一条死胡同,女子万念俱灰,跪在地上苦苦哀求到:"你想干什么就干什么吧,求你千万不要杀我."男子狡猾的一笑,然后说到:"真的吗?那你现在开始追我."

Joke 3

一个农父的女儿长的实在太丑了,嫁不出去,然后,爸爸就让她去田地里吓乌鸦,没想到,她不但把乌鸦吓的再不敢来了,还把三只乌鸦吓的把以前偷的东西也全送了回来.

Joke 4

某球队队员,刚生了个小孩,全体队员都去为他的小洗礼,突然,小孩从母亲手里滑落,说时迟那时快,守门员,在离地几厘米的地方,接住了孩子,所有人都松了一口气,手门员得意的站起来,拍了拍手,习惯性的,一个大脚,把"球"开了出去

end of the jokes. hope you enjoy it.. huhu... cya another day.